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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Monday, January 12, 2004
Top Ten Signs You've Been On The Campaign Trail Too Long
presented by Dick Gephardt
"Every speech begins: 'It's great to be wherever the
hell I am today'"
"You've hired Pete Rose to manage your campaign funds"
"You've been working tirelessly to secure endorsement
of your imaginary friend Lester"
"You black out while campaigning in Nevada and wake
up married to Britney Spears"
"You ask yourself, 'What would Schwarzenegger do?'"
"Last time you were home, America had 36 states"
"More and more debates are ending with you and Joe
Lieberman on the floor wrestling"
"You actually attempt to show a pie chart on the radio"
"Agree to appear on lame late night talk show"
"Get caught polling yourself"
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"You've spent a great deal of time trying to land
Dwight Eisenhower's endorsement"
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"You blew half your contributions on gum and
wrestling magazines"
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"Your campaign speech trails off into mutterings
about your favorite episodes of 'Gunsmoke'"
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"Instead of explaining your policies, you just turn
on a boom box and say 'Let us as a nation get down!'"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
