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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind At This Moment
"This should make up for me waiting a week to respond
to the hurricane"
"Dang, this is fun--I should bring a hammer to
cabinet meetings"
"Why won't they let me handle the power tools?"
"Great, another thing I'm not good at"
"This is the kind of thing we should be paying
Halliburton 800 bucks an hour to do"
"Do I get to keep the hard hat?"
"It's Hammer Time!"
"I've got to finish pretending to build a house so I
can go pretend to comfort people"
"Georgie's gonna need another five weeks off"
"Only thing Clinton ever nailed was that hefty intern"
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"Hammering nails this early in the morning doesn't
help a hangover"
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"Couldn't I just fly over in Air Force One?"
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"Is there any brush I can clear instead"
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"Hope they have some pumpkins here, so I can do my
Gallagher bit"
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"Maybe Laura'll let me eat my ice cream out of this helmet"
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"Seeing this wood reminds me, how we doin' on
deforesting Alaska?"
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"Crap, I'm missing 'Still Standing'"
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"Don't hit thumb...Don't hit thumb...Don't hit thumb"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
