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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Top Ten Signs Sylvester Stallone Is Too Old To Play Rocky
"Instead of triumphantly bounding into the arena,
rides in on a Rascal"
"Constantly saying, 'Yo, Adrian, get my Lipitor'"
"Love interest played by Carol Channing"
"The only thing 'Rocky' about him are his kidney stones"
"Instead of getting knocked out, Rocky keeps lying
down for a nap"
"His stunt double: Wilford Brimley"
"Constantly complaining 'Rocky' theme is too loud"
"After tapping hands with other fighter, says, 'Not
so hard!'"
"Opponent in 'Rocky VI' is a guy with a cloak and a scythe"
"Keeps getting asked out by Anna Nicole Smith"
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"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
