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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Top Ten Signs Santa Is Mad At You
"Got you Knicks season tickets"
"Pounds glass of milk and then your wife"
"Rudolph left you a gift on your roof"
"Your only gifts this year: Bits of old food he found on his beard"
"Instead of 'Merry Christmas', he tells you, "suck it'"
"Someone had 'keyed' the side of your car with a candy cane"
"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, and posts photos online of you in the tub"
"He sends his drunk brother Ronnie Kringle"
"You're the idiot who told the New York transit workers to go on strike"
"Instead of 'naughty' or 'nice', you're listed as 'ass****'"
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"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
