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Friday, February 10, 2006

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Lame Olympics Opening Ceremony
  
Vandals have stolen three of the five Olympic rings
It's the winter Olympics, but the temperature is in the low 90's
Announcements made in English, French and Klingon
Torino looks a lot like Newark
Sponsorship deal requires athletes to dress as delicious Hot Pockets
Every country's anthem is "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
Pyrotechnic display consists of Don Rickles dropping his pants and firing a rocket
The male figure skaters are doing a very creepy tribute to "Brokeback Mountain"
You find yourself flipping to see what's on Letterman
Bode Miller is drinking O'Doul's
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