DAVETV If you could look at only one thing on the Internet, DaveTV would be the obvious choice. What other so-called "website" lets you watch LATE SHOW Highlights, Comedy Clips, Slideshows, Stupid Trick clips and The Tony Mendez Show?
TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Things You Don't Want To Hear On Valentine's Day
"I gave you the wrong necklace, honey -- that one's
for my mistress"
"Wait, Valentine's Day is in February this year?"
"Mom, dad, meet my new boyfriend, Ayman Al-Zawahiri"
"Hmm, I thought IHOP would be busier"
"Uh, you know that movie 'Brokeback Mountain'..."
"Sure a diamond is forever, but this copy of
'Dianetics' will change your eternity"
"You're not a cop, are you?"
"Table for one?"
"Sorry, Mr. Letterman, we're out of Viagra"
"Damn. I thought you were a quail"
"Late Show" Rewind: Week of November 24 - 28, 2008 Highlights of Nicole, Bruce, Reese, Dave's mom -- plus, a sneezing monkey!
