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Friday, February 17, 2006

Top Ten Signs Your Pilot Is Drunk
  
Introduces himself as "Captain Morgan"
You open overhead luggage compartment and find him taking a nap
Giggles anytime someone says, "cockpit"
Your flight from New York to Chicago takes 16 hours on the interstate
He agrees to go hunting with Dick Cheney
Announces plane will be circling until he's sober enough to land
When you hit turbulance, he screams, "Damn! Spilled Kahlua on my pants!"
Asks passengers to look out window for the fuzz
Keeps turning on the intercom and yelling: "Wheeeee!"
He's flying the airplane with Britney Spears' baby on his lap
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