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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Top Ten Things Overheard During George W. Bush's Trip To Cancun
"Feels great to get away after three straight weeks
of work"
"As president of the United States, I pledge to do
whatever's necessary to help the Cancunians!"
"Couldn't we have stayed home and gone to Chi-Chi's?"
"Cozumel? Isn't that the chick I made Secretary of State?"
"When do I get to meet Zorro?"
"Holy crap, how'd they move these pyramids from Egypt?"
"I'll have a non-alcoholic pina colada...just
kidding, juice me up, Pepe!"
"NAFTA? Don't they make auto parts?"
"Secret service! He's choking on a nacho"
"Once you get a little buzz going, my poll numbers
don't look so bad"
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"Why does that guy keep pointing at me and yelling 'Idiota?'"
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"After I meet with Vicente Fox, I want to meet with
Jose Cuervo"
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"Mr. President, it is hard to take you seriously with
that giant sombrero"
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"Sorry Mr. Vice President, the wet t-shirt contest is
only for women"
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"Let's see if he can pronounce 'Chimichanga'"
Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
