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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Top Ten Slogans For The Wal-Mart Wine
"When Kmart Wine Just Won't Do"
"I Can't Believe It's Not Wine"
"Show Your Friends How Little You Care"
"Kills Germs on Contact"
"Recommended by 4 Out of 5 Drifters!"
"Crack Open a Can Today!"
"Fresh From the Vineyards of Aisle 6"
"Here's to Making Bail!"
"Feeling Down After Being Thrown Out by Britney?"
"Goes Great With a 20-Dollar Hooker"
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"Hit Rock Bottom With Us!"
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"Harvested From Leftover Table Wine at The Olive Garden"
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"The Perfect Compliment to Hot Pockets"
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"So Cheap, Even Our Employees Can Afford It"
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"The Schlitz of Wines!"
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"Red Wine for Rednecks"
Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
