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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Boost His Popularity
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Hang Saddam again
Improve focus by removing Playstation 3 from Oval Office
Develop steamy "Will they or won't they?" relationship with Nancy Pelosi
Make people believe there's a waffle shortage; then when people see waffles in the supermarket, he'll be a hero!
Turn weekly radio address into wacky morning zoo
Redecorate Oval Office to look like the set of "The View"-- People love "The View"!
Resign
Covene blue ribbon panel to find out what the hell is wrong with Paula Abdul
Nail a heavyset intern
Deploy 20,000 troops to put underpants on Britney Spears
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Tax cuts for the richest 1%; Applebee's coupons for everyone else

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Follow in his father's footsteps and throw up on Japanese prime minister

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Bring back his old "Dy-no-mite!" catchphrase

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Form special intelligence committee to "bring sexy back"

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Two words: neck tattoo

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If he can't catch Osama, try bringing down the second most evil man in the world-- Dick Cheney

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