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Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With "American Idol"
You berate your co-workers in British accent, but you're from Cincinnati
Named your three kids "Paula," "Simon" and "The Other One"
Began attending fat camp in hopes of meeting Ruben
Your name is Gary and you end each phone conversation with "Gary, out!"
You can name more contestants Paula's slept with than Paula can
Your baby's first word? "Dawg"
No number four-- writer home watching "American Idol"
Your floor is littered with greasy sheets of plastic wrap (sorry, that's a sign you're obsessed with American cheese)
Before sending letter to California you yell, "You're going to Hollywood!"
Watched the first episode instead of working on your new plan for Iraq
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Well, there's the "Property of Seacrest" tattoo on your ass
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You own a Carrie Underwood CD
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To be like your idol Paula -- you're always drunk as a sailor
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You have tapes of each episode delivered to your cave hideout in the mountainous region of Afghanistan
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You pay a snotty British guy to come over and criticize you kids
Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
