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Thursday, June 14, 2007

Top Ten Signs Paris Hilton Has Found God
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Instead of pretending to read newspapers, now pretending to read the Bible
Been exchanging text messages with Pope Benedict XVI
New catchphrase? "That's holy!"
Begins each day with a prayer to Santa
Spent the last 10 hours trying to turn water into cosmopolitans
Vowed to give up all earthly possessions that are no longer in style
Changed chihuahua's name from Tinkerbell to Ezekiel
Now, only time she gets on her knees is to pray
Latest sex tape sponsored by the National Council of Churches
Often asks herself: "Where would Jesus shop?"
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