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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Is A Genius
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Scored a 1600 on monkey SATs
Bought shares of Chiquita when they were under $2.00
Speaks both Chimp and Swedish
Scaled the Empire State Building just to admire the architecture
Became one of them NASA monkeys so they'd get free booze
Some monkeys make movies with Clint Eastwood; he once starred with Sir John Gielgud
Defeated baboon and lemur on "Jeopardy's" Primate Week
Only animal in the zoo with a 401k plan
Learned to mute the television when "The View" comes on
Got himself elected governor of California
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Pre-ordred "Bourne Ultimatum" tickets from Fandango.com

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Came up with concept for take your monkey to work day

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Answers readers' monkey-related questions every week in Parade magazine

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Knew something wasn't right months before Discovery's 'Man vs. Wild' scandal

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Knitted adorable tea cozy out of monkey fur

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Can give the finger with his foot

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