CBS Logo

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Top Ten Michael Vick Excuses
 Top Ten   
"House came with a dogfighting pit, and it seemed like a shame to waste it"
"Wanted to distract the public from crooked NBA referees and cheating baseball players"
"Judgment was impaired by playing with lead-based Chinese toys"
"I was training the dogs to...uhhhhhh...get Osama"
"Always wanted to be quarterback for a prison team, like in 'The Longest Yard'"
"Steroids made me all crazy"
"Eddie Brill told me I needed something big to close on"
"Oh like you've never run an illegal dogfighting ring"
"Thought I could get out of it by buying Kobe Bryant's wife a diamond"
"Fights weren't worse than what you see on 'The View'"
·

Sorry, there are no Top Ten Extras for tonight!

Kate Winslet's Cooking Injuries
With an average two wounds per meal, does Kate Winslet belong in the kitchen?
 Watch now
Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy
 Watch now
Okkervil River
 Watch now
January 8, 2009
 Watch now
Print Send to a friend

Advertisement