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Monday, September 10, 2007

Top Ten Britney Spears Excuses
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"You try and perform after 8 margaritas"
"I haven't been myself since Phil Rizzuto died"
"Too much soup"
"I was distraught after reading General Petraeus's Iraq report"
"Fighting a nasty case of wig rash"
"How can people focus on this when Leona Helmsley left $12 million to a dog?"
"Eddie Brill said the audience was people from out-of-town"
"Uh... global warming"
"Preoccupied looking for my next husband"
"Wanted to get myself on Oprah like Dave"
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"Was feeling ill after watching the Jets game"

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Sabotaging her career so K-Fed gets less alimony

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"Eating nothing but meatball sandwiches for the last month was probably a mistake"

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"Look, lip synching isn't as easy as it looks"

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"Trying to educate my kids by showing them what not to do"

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