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Monday, September 24, 2007

Top Ten O.J. Simpson Excuses
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"It was a rare lapse in judgement"
"Thought, 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas'"
"Felt like committing a crime, but wasn't in a 'stabby' mood"
"Honestly, I miss the prison lasagna"
"Distraught after getting turned down for a hosting gig on 'The View'"
"Thought kidnapping would really round out my resume"
"The real robbery is the mini-bar prices, am I right, people?"
"Too much soup"
"Oh, like you never conducted a sting operation to steal back stolen sports memorabilia"
"C'mon, it's not like I killed somebody"
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