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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your Baby Is Too Fat
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She has your eyes and Barry Bonds' head
Doctor says, "It's a... Good Lord!"
"Baby carriage" is a forklift
The kid's got more chins than fingers
Incubator littered with baby back ribs
Local news crew shows up thinking a baby elephant has been born
His pacifier is a stick of butter
Nevermind a c-section, you had a d-section! I tell you, folks, that's one fat baby!
First word: Bacon
Twice a day the kid gets mistaken for Rosie O'Donnell
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Gets winded napping

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You're wearing her hand-me-downs

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Only nursery rhyme he'll fall asleep to is a Kraft Cheesecake recipe

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The mobile over his crib is an Outback Bloomin' Onion

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