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Thursday, October 04, 2007

Top Ten Signs Hillary Clinton Is Getting Cocky
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Already selected her victory paintsuit
Canceled today's campaign appearances; Went to see "Good Luck Chuck"
Spent most of the last debate listening to her iPod -- just a reminder: The new iPod Touch is now in stock at your local Apple store
Hired Faith Hill to beat up women who've hit on Bill
Assembled a Las Vegas crew to steal her football memorabilia
Calling Giuliani during speeches to say she loves him
Already issuing memos about putting White House toilet seats down -- the ladies know what I'm talking about!
Responds to difficult questions with, "Oh no you didn't!"
Greeted Obama yesterday by saying, "Wanna be my bitch?"
Told Bill he can start dating again
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Campaign website covered with photos of her making out with Viggo Mortensen

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Donated 50 bucks to the Giuliani campaign

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Canceled her order for 20,000 rigged voting machines

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To re-adjust to White House living, crawled into bed with George and Laura last night

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When candidates criticize her debates, she jots down their name while mumbling "Send to Gitmo"

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