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Monday, October 15, 2007

Top Ten Messages On Al Gore's Answering Machine
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"Hi, Mandy from The Cheesecake Factory. You left your credit card"
"George W. Bush here. Congratulations on your Latin Grammy"
"It's Larry from Toyota. This global warming paranoia is great for business"
"Put on Letterman. Some idiot is going to jump over interns"
"This is Hillary. If you run for president, I'll snap your neck"
"It's Jets coach Eric Mangini. Can you play quarterback?"
"Ann Coulter here. Any way we can blame global warming on the Jews?"
"I'm calling from the EPA. Turns out there is no global warming; You're just sweating because you're getting fat"
"This is Jimmy Carter. Want to use our medals to score some babes?"
"It's Cheney. Watch your back, Jack"
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