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Monday, October 29, 2007

Top Ten Colorado Rockies Excuses
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"Even we've never heard of most of our players"
"Didn't want game 5 to preempt 'House""
"Relax, there's still a lot of baseball to be played"
"The curse of the Bambino?"
"At that altitude, the beer really knocks you on your ass"
No number 5 -- writer preparing to go on strike
"Turns out our 'flaxseed oil' really was flaxseed oil"
"O.J. stole the equipment!"
"Manager distracted by Joe Torre walking around with his resume"
"Forget us -- someone want to explain the Jets?"
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"If 20 or so things had gone our way, we would've been right in this thing"

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"Umpires unfairly allowed Papelbon to throw really fast"

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"Boston used illegal tactics, like spelling socks with an 'x'"

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"Worried sick about Marie Osmond's fainting episode"

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"Video store didn't have 'Field of Dreams,' so team tried to get inspired by watching Kevin Costner in 'The Bodyguard'

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"C'mon, how can you not root for Big Pap i-- He's adorable!"

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