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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Top Ten Things Overheard During Dick Cheney's Hunting Trip
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"Has everyone updated their will?"
"The crisp air is giving me goose bumps -- no, wait, it's another heart attack"
"This can't end well"
"My pacemaker also makes bird calls"
"I want that quail taken alive -- let's find out what the son of a bitch knows"
"Bush was supposed to come, but his father got him out of it"
"Condi, grab a shotgun and go get yourself a man"
No number 3 -- writers making picket signs for upcoming strike
"You shoot one old guy in the face, avoid talking to authorities, delay taking a blood-alcohol test and you're labeled a bad guy"
"Duck!"
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