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Thursday, November 01, 2007

Top Ten Signs Your Dog Hates You
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You tell him to "sit" and he tells you to "eat it"
Only time he kisses you is after he drinks from the toilet
His favorite chew toy is your iPhone
Leaves a dead bird in your slipper with note reading "You're next"
Convinces Leona Helmsley's dog to evict you from your apartment
You dragged him all the way to New York City to perform some dumb trick on the Late Show
He gnawed a soup bone into a shiv
No number 3 -- writer shot by his dog
Leaves you to go live with Michael Vick
He paid Bob Barker $100 to neuter you
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