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Friday, November 02, 2007

Top Ten Signs You Won't Win The New York City Marathon
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You frequently hear, "Outta the way, lard ass!"
Every couple of miles you stop and ask directions
You pulled a hamstring filling out the application
Before the race, you eat a Powerbar with extra cheese
You still haven't finished the 2006 New York City Marathon
In trying situations, you ask yourself, "What would Rosie O'Donnell do?"
Some runners are sponsored by Adidas -- you're sponsored by Chips Ahoy
You're frequently mistaken for the fat guy from "Lost"
Made your own steroids out of Red Bull and Super Glue
You've been carbo-loading for 30 years
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Every time you pass a Radio Shack you stop to window shop

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The organizing committee rejected your request for a six-mile head start

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You choose to run with your shorts around your ankles

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