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Monday, February 04, 2008

Top Ten New England Patriots Excuses
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What? It's best-of-seven
Too much pre-game chowder
Since when is that dude allowed to catch a ball with his head?!
Terrified by that Fox football robot
Everything was fine til' Dr. Phil decided to straighten us out
Should have campaigned harder in Florida
Entire team stayed up late that night before watching Hannah Montana concert movie
Exhausted after spending hours consoling a weepy Terrell Owens
Thought game was supposed to be played on Super Tuesday
Airline lost our 'roids
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Spycam ran out of batteries

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Four words: bad room service paella

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How were we supposed to know the Super Bowl was this Sunday?

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O.J. stole all our equipment

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Were devastated by Dennis Kucinich's withdrawal from presidential race

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Mistakenly planned for a rally in the fifth quarter

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Wanted to save our best for the Pro Bowl

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We'll bounce back next week

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Giants players kept pushing

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