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Friday, February 22, 2008

Top Ten Signs Your Film Is Not Going To Be Winning An Academy Award
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It's 90 minutes of credits
Plot involves Matthew McConaughey's death-defying quest to find a shirt
It was directed by Steven Spielbaum
Awkward 20-minute part where actor has hiccoughs
To save money on special effects, film's monsters are stunt guys in green ping pong ball covered leotards
During movie, you hear sound guy grumble, "Oh, come on"
No number 4 -- writer still stuck on JetBlue flight -- still a reference, people
Only honor it received was "Most Graphic Depiction of Raccoon Sex"
There's never been a Best Picture with "Hottie" or "Nottie" in the title
It was rated H.C.T.S. for "Holy Crap, This Sucks"
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