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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Top Ten Questions President Bush Asked The Pope
  
"Where is the little lady?"
"How long have you been Poping?"
"Jessica Alba or Jessica Biel?"
"Have you ever tried eggs benedict?"
"Could you perform an exorcism on Dick Cheney?"
"You on spring break?"
"What are you doing for Passover?"
"Could you record a wacky greeting for my voicemail?"
"Can I come up to visit you and Rudolph at the North Pole?"
"Could you do something about my approval rating?"
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"Can you do anything to get Michael Johns back on 'American Idol'?"

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"Was your dad in the Pope business?"

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"Can you teach me to curse in Latin?"

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"What's the church's official stance on 'The Dukes Of Hazard'?"

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"Do you like corndogs?"

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"Tee-Ball?"

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"Did you have a nice flight in from Popetown?"

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