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Monday, April 28, 2008

Top Ten Things Saddam Hussein Would Say If He Were Alive Today
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"Let me guess -- Bush still hasn't caught Osama"
"Have I missed any big developments in beret technology?"
"I'm not sure I want to live in a world where Star Jones is getting divorced"
"It's nice to see a stable Iraq"
"Free Wesley Snipes!"
"Please tell me Meredith and McDreamy finally got together"
"No number 4 -- writer hiding in spiderhole -- still a reference, people"
"Damn these rope burns -- anyone got a turtleneck?"
"I may have been a brutal dictator, but I kept gas prices under two dollars"
"Compared to Fallujah, Hell ain't too bad"
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"Maybe I should get some new publicity shots of me in my underpants"

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"Should I do 'Celebrity Apprentice,' or am I just setting myself up?"

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"How can the Jets not trade up to draft a quarterback?"

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"One adult and one goat to see 'Harold and Kumar', please"

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