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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin's Debate Camp
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"Let's practice your bewildered silence"
"Can you try saying 'Yes' instead of 'You betcha'?"
"Hey, I can see Mexico from here!"
"Maybe we'll get lucky and there won't be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care"
"We're screwed!"
"Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?"
"We have to wrap it up for the day -- McCain eats dinner at 4:30"
"Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?"
"John Edwards wants to know if you'd like some private tutoring in his van"
"Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?"
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"This could be a bigger disaster than the Mets season"

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"No, the solution to the financial crisis is not drilling for money on Wall Street"

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"Sorry, Mr. Gore, this is debate camp, not fat camp"

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"Any chance we can suspend her campaign?"

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"If you get backed into a corner, do what Cheney does and fake a heart attack"

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