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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Top Ten Messages Left On Joe The Plumber's Answering Machine
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"Hey, heard you mentioned in the debate. Now can you come over and get the hairball out of my drain?"
"Joe Six Pack calling; what are you trying to pull?"
"Sorry, wrong number. I was looking for Larry the Cable Guy"
"Dude -- did you get to meet Fannie Mae?"
"This is Sarah Palin, do you consider yourself a maverick plumber?"
"You had a better night than Joe the Dodgers' manager"
"This is Bob Schieffer. Hijack one of my debates again and I'll bust your kneecaps wtih a pipe wrench"
"Joe, you gotta get a copy of this Late Show Fun Facts book -- it's hilarious!"
"It's Brian from the Late Show, are you available tonight if McCain cancels?"
"It's Madonna, are you seeing anybody?"
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"It's about time the candidates addressed the most pressing issues -- taxes, health care, and plumbing"

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"I'm calling from the CW. We want you to host "America's Next Top Plumber""

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"This is the IRS. What kind of plumber makes more than $250,000 a year?"

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"It's President Bush. You got anything to unclog Cheney's arteries?"

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